Sure is quiet around here. This is stating in the Marigny and will end there. Walking distance from the Bywater, which is good for me.

From the flier:

The Very Bad
Santa Crawl
December 16, 2006

You’d better not pout, you’d better not shout, but you might want to run and hide. You certainly want to lock up your daughters, because the very bad Santas are coming to town.

Join us for our first Very Bad Santa Bar Crawl and let’s get the holiday season really started. You can come in a Santa suit. You can come as an elf. You can come in your red lingerie. But you do need to come!

Here’s the battle plan:

4:00 Meet at Lewis' - 2480 Burgundy (corner of St. Roch)
5:00 Washington Square on Frenchman
7:00 7 on Fulton - Riverfront Hotel - 701 Convention Blvd
7:30 Gordon Biersch - On Poydras across from Harrah’s
8:15 Carousel Bar - The Monteleone Hotel on Royal
8:45 Crescent City Brewhouse on Decatur
9:15 Tujaques on Decatur
9:45 Molly's on Decatur
10:15 Frenchman Street
11:00 Mimi's back in the Marigny

You don’t have to get a drink at each stop. We encourage you to pace yourself and have a good time. You are welcome to catch up with the crawl any where along the way. We don't expect to keep this on schedule but the bartender at any location will know if we've been there or not. We also encourage you to bring X rated gifts, to only wear underwear if it’s red, and to practice your naughty carols. Bystanders are not innocent, no matter what they try to get you to believe.

Ho! Ho? Who you callin’ a Ho?

Santas saving New Orleans, one drink at a time! Please remember: Don’t screw with the cops. Don’t screw with the kids. And if asked who is in charge, tell ‘em Santa is.